penis envy ?

this is perhaps a little crude
but
i keep thinking about it
and
i share all my other crazy

i have been obsessing over his penis.

yes
i know
but
it’s true

i am getting to the point
where
i see that i can get over him
i’m not quite there yet
but
i know it is possible

i’m just not sure i can get over his dick
it’s lovely
really, really nice
everything you want from a dick

big.
oh, i know
size isn’t supposed to be important
but
we all know we like a big dick
not insanely big
but you know,
one that causes a little gasp when you first see it

prefectly proportioned
girth correct for length
no overly obtrusive veins
smooth
and
fuck it
just nice
i’m not going to describe his penis.

i miss it
of course i miss him
the man attached is more important
but
i believe i can move on
he might not have been the right man
but
he certainly had the right penis

i may never meet another dick like that
it did all the right things
people always tell you to invest in quality
materials
ingredients
equipment
well, let’s face it
sex was unlikely to go wrong with that in his pants.

i am sad that i probably won’t ever get to see it again
i feel i should be allowed one last goodbye
or perhaps
visitation
can you have penis access ?
dick allimony ?

with all i have to think about this should not be a burning issue
but
it brought joy to my life
it made me feel good
it hardly seems fair that i should be broken hearted
and
deprived of a source of much needed pleasure

i’m really quite upset about this
some other women
is going
to
get
my dick

i wonder if i should run any of this past him ?
(the man, i don’t talk to the penis )

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5 Responses to “penis envy ?”

  1. jenna Says:

    i know you probably didn’t mean it this way, but this is funniest thing i have ever heard. almost literally. and funny in a ‘cuz it’s true’ kind of way. omg, this is fucking brilliant.

    • doyourememberthattime Says:

      i’m glad you found it amusing. it was meant to be funny. it’s true, but i wanted it to be funny.xx

      • jenna Says:

        it’s so funny i would suggest putting it on facebook and i bet it would go viral. then again, i have a sick sense of humor sometimes! 🙂

      • doyourememberthattime Says:

        good idea, but he’d see it!

  2. Marie Says:

    Lol! this made me laugh 🙂 xxx

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